Boredem

Hey there! How you doing? My name, is Jackie. Just another depressed 16 year old girl. Welcome to my blog! Where I post whatever I feel like posting! O-O *waves glittery rainbow flag around*

tupacabra:

the world is not yet ready for you, young one

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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(via asian)

I love how little we make sense

fartgallery:

alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:

  1. i am actually very cool
  2. i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
  3. 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
  4. my roommate has a basketball & i touched it earlier
  5.   ,

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samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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sorry:

School, responsibilities, Life?

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communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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